Monday, August 16, 2021

THREE CONTRACTORS

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

* One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans.
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
 
* The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
 
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That's $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."
 
* The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000. That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."
 
* The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$27,000."  The official, incredulous, says:
"You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?”  The Chicago contractor whispers back:
"$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."
 
* "Done!" replies the government official.
And that is how the Government Stimulus plan works.
 
BOTTOM LINE = Four boxes keep us free:
1.  The soap box,
2.  The ballot box,
3.  The jury box,
4.  The ammo box.

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