LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.
9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15%
isn’t.
8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in
order to identify your remains after a home invasion.
5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy and get sex
change operations if they want one
on the tax payers’ dime.
4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away
Veterans’ benefits AND Social Security from those who paid into it.
3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves.
They
need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution
as the Democrat Party sees fit.
2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.
1. And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is: because I think it's better to pay
$billions of U. S. Dollars ($) for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our
own because it might upset some tree hugger, or some endangered snake, or some
endangered beetle, or some endangered gopher, or some endangered snail, or some
endangered owl, or some endangered fish or some endangered WHAT EVER here in
America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish, blah, blah, blah in those
other countries.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein-