DO I LAUGH OR CRY

Ordering a Pizza in 2023

CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER: WHAT THE HECK?

GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future...

My main takeaway from "I.TOLD.YOU.SO"

At whatever the cost in American lives and the welfare of all Americans, the commie democrats and their allies had to prevent Donald J Trump from being elected POTUS for a second term.  

MY FINAL ANALYSIS HERE = Untold numbers of Americans happily went to the polls and helped to install an old political hack with dementia as POTUS.

Seems the Governor of Illinois will soon be allocating some of his State Police Gun Confiscation Units to State Police Gas Stove Confiscation Units. MY FINAL ANALYSIS HERE = buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

 

In the eyes of the Founders, our liberty is not directly dependent on how old people are when they’re elected or on how long they stay in office, but on what they all do when they get there.

Everything that the federal government does to increase its reach serves only to decrease our freedom.

Every dollar they spend:

A. Reduces our standard of living.

B. Reduces our children’s opportunities in life.

C. Reduces the living conditions in which our grandchildren will grow up.

MY FINAL ANALSIS = The purpose of the Constitution is to restrain those impulses. When it comes to politics, get in the know and stay in the know.

2022, AKA The Year Of The Gaslighter

The gaslighting began when corporate media, health authorities and other major organs of the 4th Reich realized that We the People were on to their agenda.

MAKE A NOTE:  2022 is over!